SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER

dumb enough not to care
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Chaos-Proof Wellness

Supplements that actually survive your schedule.

Ethically Savage

Responsibly made, irresponsibly funny.”

Giftable Chaos

Because nothing says love like inside jokes on merch.

Hot, Healthy, and Unbothered

Glow-ups, gains, and zero guilt.
Level Me Up!

Chaos for the Casa

Streetwear energy, home edition.
Take It Home!

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For the bold. The loud. The ones who don’t wait for permission.

Testimonials

★★★★★

Easy to take, taste great, and I actually see results.


Hannah Pierce
Orlando, FL
★★★★★

Didn’t need it. Bought it anyway. No regrets.

Brittany Alvarez
Los Angeles, CA
★★★★★

I bought the supplements for the glow. Stayed for the attitude.


Lauren Long
Orlando, FL
★★★★★

Got it as a gift for my best friend. She laughed, then immediately stole my mug. 10/10 would buy again just to keep one for myself

Samantha R.
Austin, TX
★★★★★

This candle smells like my life finally together… at least for the next 40 hours.

Taylor Stump
Nashville, TN